Ben’s Rules to Live By

1.  If your pants have belt loops wear a belt.

2.  Only girls can crowd surf.

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

3.  If it’s breaded you can eat it.

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

4.  Never take yourself too seriously.

4a.  Laugh at yourself daily.

5.  Think out loud.

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

6.  Don’t give into peer pressure.  Peer Pressure is the devil.

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

7.  If it involves the bathroom and you have to think about it, just go.

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

8.  If you have money to spend, don’t be afraid to spend it.

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

9.  Moderation

10.  Flip-flops are feminine

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

11.  Don’t let them change you.  Let them make criticize, suggest and make you think, but never let them change you.

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

12.  Don’t take pictures of yourself in a mirror where you can clearly see yourself holding the camera or even worse, your cellphone.

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

13.  Always put the toliet paper on the roll facing outward.

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

14.  Never use the handicapped stall if others are available.

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

15.  Apart from major life events (weddings, baptisms, confirmations) don’t bring camcorders and cameras to church services.

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

16.  Forgive, but don’t forget.

16a.  Don’t hold grudges but don’t be niave.

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

17.  When walking in a crowd, walk with a purpose.  In other words, don’t drag ass!

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Ben’s Rules to Live By

18.  Mustard > Ketchup when it comes to hot dogs, brats, etc.

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