July 2012
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“Q: [Gopher freshman receiver] Andre McDonald said you’re (head coach Jerry...”
– Star Tribune
Well, now I have to see Jerry Kill play ping-pong.
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My two best opening ceremony jokes
Observing the very tall Chinese flagbearer:
“I would say that’s Yao Ming’s brother, but it isn’t, because it’s against the law”
Playing Olympics catchphrase after guessing Keri Strug too many times:
“Keri Strug-gles!” (I think the clue was something about difficulty)
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Facebook Birthdays!
I’ve never made it much of a secret how much I dislike Facebook birthday greetings. I find them to be mostly insincere and way too convenient. As such I have a rule for myself that if I can’t remember your birthday without Facebook, then I won’t wish you a happy birthday on Facebook. I know the birthdays of my immediate family, a few extended family members, some of my better...
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Ben's Rules to Live By...
64. If we dictate that one thing is not funny, nothing is funny.
See them all…
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